Feeling sick, part 2

Today is the last day of school for the rest of the year! (I know, I know, it is a stupid joke)

Big Sister and Little Sister were both really excited because today was just going to be class parties and an assembly that Little Sisters grade was putting on. I fixed them eggs for breakfast and Merlin asked Little Sister to say the prayer. In the middle of the prayer she says, "Please bless me that while I am singing I will not have to run off the stage and throw-up."

Little Sister did not go to school.

Big Sister ate half her egg and came to me and said, "My stomach is having a problem digesting."

Oh great. So both of them now have what Brother and I had two days ago.

Big Sister went to school. Before she left Merlin told her "If you need to throw up at school, don't waste time asking your teacher permission to go to the bathroom, just go. Or better yet, find a boy you don't like and run over to him and throw-up on his desk."

What can I say. His parenting skills are one of a kind.